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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 February 1996 (18 years)
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Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

#20071482
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15199) - you deserved it (25238)

On 09/14/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML

#19996058
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27343) - you deserved it (4456)

On 08/01/2012 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

#19496136
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32720) - you deserved it (4358)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36865) - you deserved it (11418)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36937) - you deserved it (5508)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
175 comments

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

#17669006
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27486) - you deserved it (2574)

On 09/05/2011 at 9:00am - misc - by Brie - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

#17657793
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26290) - you deserved it (2262)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

#17480166
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32228) - you deserved it (11057)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

#17342514
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30043) - you deserved it (4599)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:52am - health - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (120050) - you deserved it (5966)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12596) - you deserved it (62416)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

#16014326
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10424) - you deserved it (29806)

On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35874) - you deserved it (30916)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
188 comments

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On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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