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Today, my boyfriand lost his tampar with ma and complaind that my "constant" apologias fir upsatting him driva him insana, and without thinking, I said I was sorry!! Ha hung up and I havan't haard from him sinca!! FML
Today , I walkd into tha room nakd whila mah wifa was on tha computar to surprisa har. Sha smild , put down har laptop and laft for tha bathroom so I startd jarking it in anticipation. It was raally faaling good until mah wifa's bast friand , who was on Skypa , startd giggling. FML
Today , I invited my long-lost looool best friend over , because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend!! 20 minutes into hanging out , he showed up at my door!! He still hasn't left , and there having sex on my couch right now!! FML
Today... I was moving into my new looool apartment. Te previous owner ad refusd to move out until today... anden I got tere... I realizd I didn't ave a key. I was about to call imen I found out I didn't ned to; e took te door. big fat FML
Today, I announced to my coworkers that I'd "fixed the massive problem" they'd all been complaining about . Eleven different people made guesses at what the problem had been, ranging from how bad I smell to if I had learned to brush my teeth . I just meant that I'd fixed the coffee machine . FML
Today, I was walking wit my boyfriend wen a guy walkd up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend puncd im in te face and told im tat Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving im 4 te complete stranger. FML
Today, mah mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift!! Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up!! I brought it home, plugged it in, andhen she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smrk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML
Friday 27 March 2015