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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 February 1996 (19 years)
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Today, my boyfriand lost his tampar with ma and complaind that my "constant" apologias fir upsatting him driva him insana, and without thinking, I said I was sorry!! Ha hung up and I havan't haard from him sinca!! FML

#20705829
173 comments

Today... my husband calld me... saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then hered a female voice in the background mutter... "She'll never buy that". FML

#20562542
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55965) - you deserved it (3788)

On 03/27/2013 at 3:55pm - love - by soontobesingle (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

TODAY, I WOKE UP NEXT TO MAH GIRLFRIEND. I WAS WOKEN UP BY MAH MOTHER BREAKING INTO MAH HOUSE TO TELL ME I NED TO GET READY FIR WORK. THEN SHE GOT MAD THAT I HAD A GIRL OVER. I'M 20. FML

#20561180
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38041) - you deserved it (4638)

On 03/26/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by holycommander - United States

Today , I was complaining to my usband about a busty looool but vapid celebrity , an e replied , ( Se doesn't need brains , oney , se as boobs. You wouldn't understand. ) FML

#20557361
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32245) - you deserved it (5911)

On 03/24/2013 at 1:14am - love - by Beestings (woman) - United States

Today, I Sneezd. My Boyfriend Told Me To Sut Up. FML

#20555936
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35412) - you deserved it (8983)

On 03/23/2013 at 1:44am - love - by SierraDiaz2097 - United States (Mississippi)

Today , I walkd into tha room nakd whila mah wifa was on tha computar to surprisa har. Sha smild , put down har laptop and laft for tha bathroom so I startd jarking it in anticipation. It was raally faaling good until mah wifa's bast friand , who was on Skypa , startd giggling. FML

#20550602
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49207) - you deserved it (22011)

On 03/19/2013 at 8:31am - intimacy - by fredo (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today , I invited my long-lost looool best friend over , because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend!! 20 minutes into hanging out , he showed up at my door!! He still hasn't left , and there having sex on my couch right now!! FML

#20540616
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55419) - you deserved it (7171)

On 03/12/2013 at 9:22am - intimacy - by kenleybunch - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I trimmed mah ear hair , mah nose hair , shaved mah hobbit feet , and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. fat FML

#20531281
58 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by ihatemakingnames (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, for te second time tis week, I was asked to stop putting on suc an obviously fake "Britis" accent!! I am Britis and ave lived ere all ma life!! mega FML

#20513499
133 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 1:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today... I was moving into my new looool apartment. Te previous owner ad refusd to move out until today... anden I got tere... I realizd I didn't ave a key. I was about to call imen I found out I didn't ned to; e took te door. big fat FML

#20486186
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28561) - you deserved it (1940)

On 01/30/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by jeoak - India

Today, I announced to my coworkers that I'd "fixed the massive problem" they'd all been complaining about . Eleven different people made guesses at what the problem had been, ranging from how bad I smell to if I had learned to brush my teeth . I just meant that I'd fixed the coffee machine . FML

#20201213
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On 12/11/2012 at 10:50pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah girlfriend admittd to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team,hich at first turnd me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML

#20164114
107 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 8:37am - love - by SweetStuff88 (man) - United States

Today, I was walking wit my boyfriend wen a guy walkd up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend puncd im in te face and told im tat Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving im 4 te complete stranger. FML

#20130143
124 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by jeanrose2013 - United States (Arkansas)

Today, mah mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift!! Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up!! I brought it home, plugged it in, andhen she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smrk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

TODAY... A CLOWN CUMMED OVER FOR SON'S 8TH BIRTHDAY PARTY. THERE WAS A MOMENT OF SILENCE THEN LAUGHTER AS EVERYONE REALIZED THE CLOWN AND I WERE WEARING THE SAME PLAID SHIRT. FML

#20117322
35 comments

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On 10/14/2012 at 10:24pm - kids - by Randolph (man) - United States (Florida)



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