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Today, I was suntanning outside, when I had a bout of nausea. I rushed to the toilet, hoping at all costs to just dry-heave it away. When I lifted the lid, I was faced with two of the most rancid floaters I've ever seen, courtesy of my live-in gran. Well, my stomach's empty now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21740) - you deserved it (1642)

On 08/16/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by rainbows? more like shitstorms (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48150) - you deserved it (7818)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

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227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13102) - you deserved it (63810)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44910) - you deserved it (4805)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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142 comments

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On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49004) - you deserved it (3996) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22968) - you deserved it (75831)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)



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