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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 March 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1830
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11389) - you deserved it (35006)

On 01/15/2011 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7812) - you deserved it (67896)

On 12/09/2009 at 12:09pm - love - by ouch (man) - United States (California)



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