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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 35
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Today, I was at mah girlfriend house. After having sex, we went downstair to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a usd condom stuck to mah foot. The family did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12209) - you deserved it (36638)

On 01/15/2011 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today mah girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her wieght. I told her not to worry because it gives more cushion fir the pushin anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at mah dingleberries. FML


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