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Today, I was at mah girlfriend house. After having sex, we went downstair to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a usd condom stuck to mah foot. The family did. FML
Today mah girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her wieght. I told her not to worry because it gives more cushion fir the pushin anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at mah dingleberries. FML
Friday 27 March 2015