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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 September 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2044
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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crackpotL's favorite FMLs

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20012) - you deserved it (81783)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18974) - you deserved it (33891)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

#17966458
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13803) - you deserved it (45264)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92469) - you deserved it (14559)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

#17414090
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59296) - you deserved it (4968)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by ksmith - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55131) - you deserved it (10388)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50778) - you deserved it (4412)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML

#16758586
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47033) - you deserved it (4996)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:43am - intimacy - by wtf - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14526) - you deserved it (62104)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22804) - you deserved it (67994)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

#15914349
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45922) - you deserved it (6575)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

#15500038
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49266) - you deserved it (7638)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Thatslife (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20546) - you deserved it (88119)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

#15239631
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9071) - you deserved it (96282)

On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15150) - you deserved it (51439)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)



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