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  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Chicken Thief Badge

    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    397%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    78%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    9%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    12%
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
    0%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    30%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    15%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    4%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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Crackpotl's favorite FMLs

Today, I was showing off the Mount Kilimanjaro tattoo that I got after climbing it. It's a silhouette of the mountain and the word "KILI" in bold. My girlfriend told her friends it was actually the Lonely Mountain from The Hobbit, and that Kili was my favorite dwarf. FML

By Temporalvisions - / Thursday 13 July 2017 16:30 / Canada - Edmonton

Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 22 May 2017 12:00 /

Today, while cuddling in bed, I tried to tell my girlfriend she was cute. It came out, "I wish you were cuter." FML

By Trollface - / Tuesday 31 January 2017 20:00 / Canada

Today, while vacationing with my boyfriend of 9 years, he started writing "Wi" in the sand. I instantly hoped he was going to propose by writing, "Will you marry me" on the beach. He spelled out "wiener" instead. FML

By ForeverAGirlfriend - / Monday 13 June 2016 04:40 / United States - Aliquippa

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

By sociallyawkward / Thursday 19 May 2016 01:52 / United States - Atlanta