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Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to drink hot chocolate and watch a movie with the woman I love; the same woman who cheated on me and took the TV with her when she left. FML

#18385318
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36525) - you deserved it (3552)

On 11/29/2011 at 2:29pm - love - by toobad - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42531) - you deserved it (4943)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

#18382855
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29035) - you deserved it (6105)

On 11/29/2011 at 3:00am - love - by LadyDean - United States (North Dakota)

Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML

#18381890
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27603) - you deserved it (1944)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:34am - work - by kait - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

#18379052
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42573) - you deserved it (4466)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

#18378086
117 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML

#18364181
165 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 5:19am - health - by smellyhouse (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

#18360363
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24479) - you deserved it (3948)

On 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm - misc - by Matthew - United States (Texas)

Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML

#18357588
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27112) - you deserved it (8538)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by Rich (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

#18355886
183 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31136) - you deserved it (15518)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

#18354062
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34540) - you deserved it (2022)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
247 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11880) - you deserved it (56221)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27522) - you deserved it (2256)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)



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