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Today, my mom just handed me a book called "100 Ways To Motivate Yourself." FML

#1823
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I agree, your life sucks (13088) - you deserved it (4970)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:27am - misc - by JackAttack - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML

#1459
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5519) - you deserved it (34973)

On 01/17/2009 at 1:41pm - health - by zaneey - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8690) - you deserved it (38737)

On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

#845
183 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

#841
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30056) - you deserved it (2809)

On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, me and my sister hear a buzzing noise in our parent's bedroom. We go to investigate. It's coming from a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated dildo. FML

#770
33 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML

#759
43 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm - money - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

#389
36 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 1:05pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

#376
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On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version



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