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Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17182) - you deserved it (55808)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

#18231005
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11011) - you deserved it (39920)

On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

#18209782
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29649) - you deserved it (6936)

On 11/10/2011 at 12:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

#18145406
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40446) - you deserved it (3010)

On 11/03/2011 at 5:18am - misc - by Grounded (woman) - United States

Today, my fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

#18135623
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38787) - you deserved it (3441)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:49am - love - by heatherjo - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
150 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

#18072512
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36151) - you deserved it (5662)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML

#18071770
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30868) - you deserved it (6886)

On 10/25/2011 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by beccav23 - United States (Texas)

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

#18060415
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11583) - you deserved it (40546)

On 10/24/2011 at 1:04am - love - by ShitHappens - United States

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41535) - you deserved it (19147)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML

#17983991
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22887) - you deserved it (2598)

On 10/14/2011 at 6:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML

#17948553
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35450) - you deserved it (5816)

On 10/10/2011 at 12:04am - money - by cc - United States (Montana)

Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML

#17928398
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27008) - you deserved it (3538)

On 10/07/2011 at 3:02pm - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML

#17926185
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39247) - you deserved it (3086)

On 10/07/2011 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

#17834282
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29086) - you deserved it (5130)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)



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