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Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4362) - you deserved it (55699)

On 11/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by obsessed (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57271) - you deserved it (8515)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML

#6435507 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (8312) - you deserved it (34877)

On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3790) - you deserved it (22407)

On 11/10/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by Abby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

#6053376 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (6873) - you deserved it (35484)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by TrueScotsman (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got written up at work for making a customer feel bad. I made him feel bad by laughing uncontrollably at him when he asked if we sold real light sabers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37367) - you deserved it (9231)

On 08/31/2009 at 1:18am - work - by Timmah (man) - United States (Michigan)