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costalzzz
  • Town/Country : cork, ireland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 307
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About costalzzz : Cold, dreary Ireland sucks! Just waiting to finish up here and then travel the world. I wont be satisfied until I live im a hot country by the sea where I can surf every morning. Chat me if your exotic and exciting:)

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Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML

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On 06/14/2012 at 1:42pm - misc - by bad son - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

#19786572
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On 06/14/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by anonymous - China (Jiangsu)

Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML

#19786105
117 comments

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On 06/14/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by ouch - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

#19785807
82 comments

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On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML

#19682048
166 comments

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On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

#19671113
156 comments

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On 05/24/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by aaah. (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had started to dry out. When my mom asked me if I needed anything, I immediately responded with "lotion and tissues," not realizing what I was suggesting. She then talked to me for 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML

#19650159
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On 05/20/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by sick and awkward - United States (Maryland)

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

#19643337
128 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by iris (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
472 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

#19586096
359 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML

#19583870
128 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 8:13pm - intimacy - by madseason (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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141 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
59 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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