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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1433
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cooluc : I really come here for the comments, not the FMLs.

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cooluc's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41097) - you deserved it (3480)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25111) - you deserved it (49189)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26925) - you deserved it (6959)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML

#9026047
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16149) - you deserved it (7292)

On 03/12/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

#8980623
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31504) - you deserved it (5023)

On 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by cmore - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

#8889344
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27469) - you deserved it (5987)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

#8801488
219 comments

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5971) - you deserved it (21009)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
454 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7249) - you deserved it (53583)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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