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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1995 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1670
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cooluc : I really come here for the comments, not the FMLs.

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cooluc's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35542) - you deserved it (5890)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41430) - you deserved it (3581)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41430) - you deserved it (3581)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML

#17389169
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29486) - you deserved it (4663)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML

#17389169
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29486) - you deserved it (4663)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13875) - you deserved it (60643)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (146505) - you deserved it (8359)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57075) - you deserved it (17566)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40952) - you deserved it (17441)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39951) - you deserved it (6336)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

#16074880
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14770) - you deserved it (60277)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29709) - you deserved it (5906)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61680) - you deserved it (13003)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

#12978436
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9843) - you deserved it (42003)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32339) - you deserved it (36623)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)



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