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coolkid_matt

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3206
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About coolkid_matt : Hey :)

I'm Matt.

I play football.
I like basketball - Miami Heat FTW.
I like hip hop, rap, dubstep, drumstep & other electronic music :)

Message me if you'd like to know more though I may not be on often, usually just on my iphone :)

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

#17543334
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17764) - you deserved it (33875)

On 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm - intimacy - by datingmrpicky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Half way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML

#17525503
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11800) - you deserved it (72751)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:58am - intimacy - by KiDCuSHi - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Half way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML

#17525503
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11800) - you deserved it (72751)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:58am - intimacy - by KiDCuSHi - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

#17525336
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53467) - you deserved it (3893)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39776) - you deserved it (3730)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

#17477307
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28841) - you deserved it (5584)

On 08/15/2011 at 2:23am - animals - by Mumbling Mutt101 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49950) - you deserved it (5197)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

#17436824
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12832) - you deserved it (53583)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9800) - you deserved it (71137)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40298) - you deserved it (3535)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58287) - you deserved it (9725)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34073) - you deserved it (3085)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

#16933111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44083) - you deserved it (4316)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64868) - you deserved it (6765)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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