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I play football.
I like basketball - Miami Heat FTW.
I like hip hop, rap, dubstep, drumstep & other electronic music :)
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by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 1:41am / United States / Love
by abby181 / 09/03/2011 at 10:36am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by ScottishLad1 / 09/01/2011 at 11:24am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Miscellaneous
by anti88 / 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by Nasty / 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 7:24am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by WithoutLove / 08/30/2011 at 1:20am / United States / Intimacy
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
by slavelaborsux / 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML
by SoupCanoe / 08/29/2011 at 4:33am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Health
Today, my son was eating a plum. I was busy in the kitchen, and he came running in saying "Mummy my plum is wet", I told him it was fine and bit a bit off to prove it. He looked at me and said "No Mummy! Can you wash it please, I dropped it in my potty". I feel ill. FML
by cjay2200 / 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm / United Kingdom (Lincolnshire) / Kids
by CooBerry3851 / 08/28/2011 at 4:27am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
by f*ckingdisgusted / 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm / United States / Kids
Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/23/2011 at 11:55am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by vishuzzbabe77 / 08/22/2011 at 2:04am / United States / Animals
- Today, I had my graduation ceremony. As a distinguished grad, I was called on stage 12/650 people.… Today, at work as a mechanic I was finishing an oil change. The gun that dispenses the oil recoiled… Today, whilst at work, I got really excited about finding a full bottle of cleaning spray to clean…