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I play football.
I like basketball - Miami Heat FTW.
I like hip hop, rap, dubstep, drumstep & other electronic music :)
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by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm / United States (California) / Love
by ThisBlows / 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by fluke / 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by ohgodwhy / 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by shithead / 09/18/2011 at 4:17pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML
by ForeverAlone / 09/15/2011 at 5:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML
by Cooper491 / 09/15/2011 at 5:22pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Scott / 09/15/2011 at 3:34am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
by holler / 09/15/2011 at 12:22am / Japan (Tokyo) / Intimacy
by unknown / 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by wf / 09/14/2011 at 2:11pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
- Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck… Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling… Today, while on a ride at a water park, someone stole my thongs. The ground is hot enough to burn…