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Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by EpicFailTime -
Today, I thought it would be fun to drive into a stack of some empty cardboard boxes on my street. They weren't empty. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 11:06pm - money - by 2dumb2drive - United States
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 2:12am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my wife and I received confirmation that she has postpartum depression. When sharing this with the family, my mother exclaimed "I told you she was a psycho!" Now my wife is crying louder and more often than our newborn. Thanks, mom. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 3:03pm - health - by ppd_sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to BlockBuster to rent a few comedies. I got back to my house, popped a movie in, and relaxed. Four seconds later, my mother stomps into the room and throws a candle at the screen. She says I'm "too young" to be watching R rated movies. I'm 35, and don't even live with my parents. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Ginna - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by Victoria - United States (Georgia)
Today, my mother asked my live-in girlfriend if she's had any problems with me peeing the bed. I haven't wet the bed since I was seven and I'd hoped to take that secret to my grave. FML
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On 10/06/2010 at 6:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML
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On 07/02/2010 at 3:29pm - kids - by yrfavweapon - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend of over 2 years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
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On 06/22/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by KobraKommander - Sent from mobile version
Today, I walked into Mcdonalds to get a meal. I saw the donation box and felt generous so put some money in. Instead of putting a $5 note I put a $100 note. I asked if they could open it to get it back. They didn't have a key. FML
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On 03/05/2010 at 8:55pm - money - by Aboriginal (man) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
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