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Condog95's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

By maxthndr - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 05:36 / United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 22 June 2009 04:35 / United States

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

By oops - / Sunday 5 April 2009 05:20 / United States

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

By daRN - / Thursday 2 July 2009 19:34 / Bahrain

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 13 October 2008 08:25 /