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Today, I got mugged while walking mah dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

#21326870
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27401) - you deserved it (2508)

On 12/29/2014 at 11:17pm - animals - by woofwoof - Turkey (Izmir)

Today I was stuck in tha alavator at building so I pushd tha amargancy buttonhich mada a ringing noisa. Aftar half an hour I haar somaona yalling to tha alavator ( Could you stop pushing that button thara r kids slaaping. ) FML

#21289322
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33148) - you deserved it (2367)

On 10/31/2014 at 9:26pm - misc - by Virginy - France

Today, my parents told me they don't think I'll ever find a boyfriend, an insist on referring to my future cats as thier "grandkids". FML

#21289318
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30415) - you deserved it (2942)

On 10/31/2014 at 9:16pm - love - by really - United States

AS I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK, I GOT CHASED HALFWAY HOME BY A WOLF. YES, A WOLF. I LIVE IN CENTRAL NORWAY. REAL FML

#21288944
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35015) - you deserved it (2740)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

today I walked in on mah little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing mah hamster. mega FML

#21287735
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32435) - you deserved it (3419)

On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, mah boss asked about the mass of deep scratche on mah arm !! I lied and told him it happenedhile I was trying to save mah cat from a tree !! Truth is, mah cat is a sadistic assholeho stalk me and mauls mehenever he can !! real FML

#21286814
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31609) - you deserved it (4983)

On 10/28/2014 at 3:40am - animals - by thewrittenrebel - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog an her needed some time to talk. mega FML

#21285216
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31510) - you deserved it (2378)

On 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML

#21278553
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35660) - you deserved it (3740)

On 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML

#21278356
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26600) - you deserved it (53203)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I Left 4 A Fifteen-hour Drive With Two Guysho Won't Stop Talking In A Yoda Voice . Sick Of This Nonsense, I Am . FML

#21277425
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33088) - you deserved it (4467)

On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)

Today, it's my mom's birthday. Got the perfect gift, the perfect card and of course the perfect cake. Well, it was the perfect cake until my dog's ass crushed it. FML

Today, it's te first birtday of te condom in my pocket!! FML

#21276832
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38749) - you deserved it (7345)

On 10/13/2014 at 10:15am - intimacy - by badplacerightnow (man) - United States (Texas)



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