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by Anonymous / 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by iliketoastalot / 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by SCREWED / 07/15/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML
by Boo / 07/14/2011 at 4:59am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
by Stacy / 07/05/2011 at 12:04am / United States / Work
by MegaBear / 06/15/2011 at 1:46am / United States / Work
by Jon / 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Intimacy
by Bobby M / 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Health
by OhGreat / 04/30/2011 at 4:30pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 9:56am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
by failureparent / 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (California) / Geek
by Jonathan / 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm / Denmark (Midtjyllen) / Miscellaneous
by dizzy / 03/07/2011 at 2:28am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Intimacy
Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…