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by Anonymous / 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by iliketoastalot / 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by SCREWED / 07/15/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML
by Boo / 07/14/2011 at 4:59am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
by Stacy / 07/05/2011 at 12:04am / United States / Work
by MegaBear / 06/15/2011 at 1:46am / United States / Work
by Jon / 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Intimacy
by Bobby M / 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Health
by OhGreat / 04/30/2011 at 4:30pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 9:56am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
by failureparent / 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (California) / Geek
by Jonathan / 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm / Denmark (Midtjyllen) / Miscellaneous
by dizzy / 03/07/2011 at 2:28am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Intimacy
Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML
- Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the…