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by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML
by Hot Pants / 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by jerdub93 / 11/19/2011 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by summinay / 11/12/2011 at 3:30am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML
by InstantHardOn / 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm / United States / Intimacy
by box bulge / 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm / China / Health
Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer". I'm a girl. FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 4:29am / Reserved / Health
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by thedeerman / 09/17/2011 at 12:39am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by sadsadperson / 09/07/2011 at 4:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
by NotKeithRichards / 09/06/2011 at 8:07am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by SinkyBalls / 08/29/2011 at 11:56pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by hendrix1 / 08/25/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted…