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Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML
by Mateo / 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm / Intimacy
by HappyGirl / 10/28/2008 at 11:57am / France (Centre) / Intimacy
- Today, my 15 year old son told me that if school shooters were smart they would pull the fire alarm… Today, my boss called me into his office to discuss why I am so unhappy in my new job. In summary -… Today, at work as a mechanic I was finishing an oil change. The gun that dispenses the oil recoiled…