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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 53 posted

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Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12476) - you deserved it (63496)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50009) - you deserved it (17717)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)



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