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About circayouandme : last.fm/user/circayouandme
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today I got really excitd at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and startd performing a rater obscene ip trust only to notice a client sitting in te glass meeting room. FML

#2044978
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9840) - you deserved it (50281)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:04am - work - by hipthrustdude (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I got my medical checkup back . Apparently, I'm diagnosd with a liver condition generally found in alcoholics . I've never drank in looool my life . mega FML

#2043570
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57344) - you deserved it (3260)

On 05/18/2009 at 4:48am - health - by esk (man) - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was drunk an crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over fir seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

#2042132
73 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

#2037920
99 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends , saying how it was scratchproof , shockproof , an waterproof!! I demonstratd it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet!! It bouncd onto the road!! Apparently , its not truck-proof!! FML

#2018927
139 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of mah players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happend to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happend to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

#2009898
176 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I want shopping with my sistar . Looking fir somathing to say, I told har how ona of my friands had baan burglad . Than I raalisad it was Braa on Dasparata Housawivas . maga FML

#2010345
125 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I Had Organised To Go Fir An All Day Fishing Trip, But Had Forgotten To Book A Day Off. I Called My Boss An Told Him That I Had To Stay With My Mum In Hospital After A Car Crash That She Had Last Night. He Called Me A Liar An Fired Me. Turns Out My Mum Is Having An Affair With My Boss. FML

#2008725
125 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:32am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today , I woke up to a hand rubbing mah very erect penis , an a woman's peppermint breath in mah ear!! "Mom?" I called out instinctively , recalling how she alway smell like peppermint!! The hand stopped rubbing , an I turned to face mah very disgusted looking grlfriend of three years!! FML

#2005903
227 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers calld a code pink in aisle 22... which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hereing about how hot she was... I went over to see her 4 myself. It was my mom. FML

#2004555
104 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 1:46am - work - by sonofmilf (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah friend Kate and I were helping build a playground. Halfway through, a construction worker asks where we go to school. I told him we graduated and proudly held degrees in psych. The construction worker stopped mid-dig, glanced at us sadly and said, ( yeah that's what mah degree's in too. ) FML

#2001814
159 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 12:20am - work - by blairheir721 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , In Order To Look Nice For A Date , I Tried The New Blue Mouthwash That Turns Plaque Blue So U Know Where To Brush. I Couldn't Get All The Blue. FML

#1986687
107 comments

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On 05/16/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Ricky (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML

#1976392
109 comments

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On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

#1973147
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52703) - you deserved it (6016)

On 05/16/2009 at 7:26am - kids - by badmom101 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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