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chrstygrl06
  • Town/Country : Brentwood, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1166
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About chrstygrl06 : Things I love:

My boyfriend Jason
My cats Chloey, Patches and Mango
Music
Musicals
Reality TV (more of a guilty pleasure)
Guns
...and of course FML because it makes each day seem so much better than it was.

Things I hate:

Hot dogs
The scum of society
Scratching noises
Serious people
Spiders

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Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

#20144932
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34442) - you deserved it (5145)

On 11/02/2012 at 9:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids. When their parents left, they told me that their cat had died. I told them how sorry I was, to which one of them replied, "That's okay. We still have him in a box. Wanna see?" FML

#20123166
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14715) - you deserved it (1144)

On 10/18/2012 at 9:57pm - kids - by Jessica - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML

#20054655
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18849) - you deserved it (2062)

On 09/02/2012 at 8:10pm - animals - by difference between birds and mammals. - Australia

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

#19633395
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18123) - you deserved it (3018)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by HK (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

#19182988
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8228) - you deserved it (28219)

On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by kal - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23947) - you deserved it (4564)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML

#17087035
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19989) - you deserved it (13493)

On 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm - animals - by MooCow - United States (Montana)

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

#17055167
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27092) - you deserved it (3110)

On 07/10/2011 at 4:54pm - animals - by worstfatherever - United States

Today, my daughter asked why there was an X marked on a telephone pole. I told her they were going to remove it. She started crying and saying, "They can't kill the tree!" She is 16. FML

#17036042
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27276) - you deserved it (6531)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

#17035825
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29334) - you deserved it (6781)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I got surgery on one of my hands. I opted for a local anesthetic instead of being put all the way under. I soon discovered my hand hadn't gone completely numb when the doctor started slicing into the finger that needed operating on. FML

#17032630
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29810) - you deserved it (5530)

On 07/08/2011 at 8:03pm - health - by phillij2 - United States



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