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by vrossie_ / 09/08/2013 at 1:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML
by dear god help me. / 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm / United States (Hawaii) / Work
by Embarrassed / 08/22/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
by Loser / 08/21/2013 at 11:17am / United States / Geek
by Anonymous / 08/20/2013 at 6:46pm / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/18/2013 at 11:56pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/17/2013 at 3:25pm / Thailand (Nonthaburi) / Geek
Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML
by ggabrams / 08/17/2013 at 8:55am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
Today, I watched TV in the early morning. I was watching The Ring, and when the scene came on where the girl is crawling out of the TV, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML
by insomniac x2 / 08/15/2013 at 3:56pm / Mexico (Nuevo Leon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I fell asleep on the beach while tanning. I was woken up by the flock of seagulls eating the bread from my stomach. Why was bread on my stomach? Because my little brother knows birds are my biggest fear. FML
by Nanana32 / 08/14/2013 at 4:28pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Animals
by YayItsYasmine / 08/14/2013 at 12:48pm / Austria (Karnten) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by skaterboy / 08/13/2013 at 11:36am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
Today, I forgot my key inside my apartment. My boyfriend suggested we ask a neighbor to open it. I explained we don't all have the same key, to which he responded, "Well how come they all have the same doorknobs?" FML
by Anonymous / 08/12/2013 at 7:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by WTF? / 08/12/2013 at 12:49am / United States (Arizona) / Love
- Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me…