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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 August 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6851
  • Number of comments : 766
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About charvisioku : Never thought I'd have "favourite commenters" on a site but... well, here they are:

DocBastard - dry humour's always a win in my book... I always picture him as being like House in real life.

sens3sfail - just always makes me chuckle

Pleonasm - king of puns

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Visits<b>alexflan</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 8:22pm<b>SixthSinEnvy</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 11:57pm<b>jackipdoc</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 11:51pm<b>big_sam1991</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 1:13pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 8:58am<b>anonymoususer070</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 5:58am<b>davisjenny81</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 2:20pm<b>Benmantha</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 8:21pm<b>dontmindme7</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 3:41pm<b>Zatert</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 2:51pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 7:15pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 8:12am<b>rhiley</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 5:27am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 3:10am<b>ShockBlast8879</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 8:50pm<b>arich6210</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 2:33pm<b>whatsupitsbrian</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 4:43pm<b>bkmr</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:47am

Fucked!<b>rhiley</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 11:28am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 8:10am<b>Sizly</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 12:00pm<b>hi_im_ughlee</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 4:12am<b>xyris</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 6:09pm<b>ram7979</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 1:05pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 11:53am<b>butterfingers583</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 7:35pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 1:20pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 10:31pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 4:33pm<b>itssnotfunny</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 8:51am<b>BL3SStheFALL3N</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 1:27am

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charvisioku's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML

by hakuna matata / 10/31/2012 at 6:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

by rarara / 10/30/2012 at 5:26pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

by LonelyMe / 10/30/2012 at 9:27am / Love

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

by LonelyMe / 10/30/2012 at 9:27am / Love

Today, I went to the hospital in labor expecting a baby boy. I ended the day with identical twins, a baffled doctor, and a husband convinced that our sons can clone themselves. FML

by CutestBoysEver / 10/29/2012 at 9:30pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my half birthday, to which she replied "A baby." She was serious. FML

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML

by friedbutter / 10/28/2012 at 10:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML

by birthday girl / 10/26/2012 at 8:14pm / Australia / Animals

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML

by bill / 10/24/2012 at 7:14am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

by thebeachisthatway / 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, I showed my friends the picture I drew picturing the four of us in a 'zombie apocalypse' setting. Turns out they never saw me as their friend, and I'm creeping them out. FML

by Nana / 10/22/2012 at 11:39am / Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about extinct peoples, and I said how close the Jewish people came to becoming one. She condescendingly told me they don't exist anymore. When I asked what she was talking about, I realized she was confusing them with the Vikings. What the hell? FML

by tempted to become single / 10/21/2012 at 12:00pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 1:59am / United States / Animals

Today, I discovered my son, who has recently moved out of our home, eating his dog's food. His excuse? He wanted the new Pokemon game, and "compromises had to be made". FML

by anon / 10/18/2012 at 4:33am / Australia / Kids

Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML

by satanworshipper / 10/18/2012 at 12:58am / United States (Florida) / Work