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charvisioku
  • Town/Country : York, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 August 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1414
  • Number of comments : 761
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About charvisioku : Never thought I'd have "favourite commenters" on a site but... well, here they are:

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Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

#20165510
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23949) - you deserved it (2165)

On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at a red light, a guy in a tux and sunglasses doing the Gangnam Style passed over the crossing, followed by a man with a video camera. This isn't the first time I've stopped for people doing a Gangnam Style parody. FML

#20165330
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16370) - you deserved it (2513)

On 11/16/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Gangnam (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

#20164153
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7085) - you deserved it (29846)

On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

#20164153
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7085) - you deserved it (29846)

On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I brought a fluorescent tube to the store to make sure I got the correct replacement. Trying to charm the sexy cashier, I waved the tube in the air, saying "I need a new light sabre, there is no force left in this one and the Empire is attacking." Turns out she'd never heard of Star Wars. FML

#20162883
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14128) - you deserved it (17554)

On 11/14/2012 at 6:39am - misc - by hclagopus (man) - Norway

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19817) - you deserved it (1447)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20514) - you deserved it (1713)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML

#20154716
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20217) - you deserved it (1347)

On 11/08/2012 at 6:09am - kids - by Shauna (woman) - United States

Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML

#20150645
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15916) - you deserved it (1636)

On 11/06/2012 at 3:27pm - animals - by creedonfied - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML

#20144868
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14127) - you deserved it (2280)

On 11/02/2012 at 8:23pm - work - by YOUFUCKINGFUCKSOCK (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML

#20142866
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18013) - you deserved it (3072) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/01/2012 at 7:48am - love - by Anonymous - France (Picardie)

Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML

#20141343
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18148) - you deserved it (2104)

On 10/31/2012 at 6:06am - misc - by hakuna matata - United States (California)

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

#20140430
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21328) - you deserved it (1793)

On 10/30/2012 at 5:26pm - misc - by rarara - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

#20140004
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20968) - you deserved it (2046)

On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

#20140004
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20968) - you deserved it (2046)

On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -



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