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DocBastard - dry humour's always a win in my book... I always picture him as being like House in real life.
sens3sfail - just always makes me chuckle
Pleonasm - king of puns
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Today, I saw a picture of a dude on a Harley on my friend's wall. I asked her if it was Dog the bounty hunter. It wasn't, it was her aunt. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 10:12pm - misc - by GogoTheGreat - United States (Texas)
Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that black people aren't all lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by MI3 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 6:48am - animals - by Baustigt - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "new pirate" in the office. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)
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