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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 August 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6555
  • Number of comments : 766
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About charvisioku : Never thought I'd have "favourite commenters" on a site but... well, here they are:

DocBastard - dry humour's always a win in my book... I always picture him as being like House in real life.

sens3sfail - just always makes me chuckle

Pleonasm - king of puns

charvisioku's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 12:26am<b>dontmindme7</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 3:41pm<b>Zatert</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 2:51pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 7:15pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 8:12am<b>rhiley</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 5:27am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 3:10am<b>ShockBlast8879</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 8:50pm<b>arich6210</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 2:33pm<b>whatsupitsbrian</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 4:43pm<b>bkmr</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:47am<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:53pm<b>weird_adult</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 5:17am<b>britbear0731</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 11:47am<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 2:45pm<b>Adamjohn82</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 12:10pm<b>Kjaerlighet</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 2:59am<b>losersanonymous</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 10:15pm

Fucked!<b>rhiley</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 11:28am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 8:10am<b>Sizly</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 12:00pm<b>hi_im_ughlee</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 4:12am<b>xyris</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 6:09pm<b>ram7979</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 1:05pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 11:53am<b>butterfingers583</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 7:35pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 1:20pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 10:31pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 4:33pm<b>itssnotfunny</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 8:51am<b>BL3SStheFALL3N</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 1:27am

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charvisioku's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

by Concert Flatulent / 07/10/2012 at 12:44am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I aproached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

by Anonymous / 07/09/2012 at 6:37am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML

by Anonymous / 07/08/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, my manager called me into his office and spent half an hour screaming at me for granting one of our workers so many religious off-days. Apparently, the name of these "religious observances" actually means something to the effect of "scoring some pussy" in Macedonian. FML

by a4rk / 07/08/2012 at 2:32pm / Malaysia (Sarawak) / Work

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

by kalikanna / 07/07/2012 at 2:10am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

by babyeaternomnom / 06/30/2012 at 12:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

by tubby / 06/21/2012 at 4:28pm / Sweden (Blekinge Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

by anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 10:09am / United Kingdom / Animals

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

by megasniper240 / 06/19/2012 at 11:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

by ww2freak / 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML

Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

by lol112 / 06/02/2012 at 8:47am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

by Anonymous / 06/02/2012 at 6:24am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Intimacy