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DocBastard - dry humour's always a win in my book... I always picture him as being like House in real life.
sens3sfail - just always makes me chuckle
Pleonasm - king of puns
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Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML
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On 06/11/2012 at 1:56am - misc - by fordneagles (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML
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On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
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On 05/28/2012 at 6:15am - misc - by Ladieda (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by fuq (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 10:19am - love - by Coykoi - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I noticed the only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart. FML
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On 05/14/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by anonymous4991 (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I saw a picture of a dude on a Harley on my friend's wall. I asked her if it was Dog the bounty hunter. It wasn't, it was her aunt. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 10:12pm - misc - by GogoTheGreat - United States (Texas)
Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)
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