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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 June 1986 (28 years)
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Today, I Was Working As An Intern At A Day Care. One Of The Kids Touchd My Chest A Couple Of Times, An I Jokingly Told Him That He Shouldn't Touch Old An Ugly Women Like Me. So He Startd Groping The Little Girls Instead. When The Other Teachers Askd Himhy, He Said I Had Told Him To. Fat FML

#14974014
73 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

yesterday after dealing with tons of drama an working a 14 hour shift I took a shower. When I stepped out a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid which fell into the tank an broke it. Now looool my leg hurts an the bathroom's flooded. mega FML

#14969181
41 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by TheKingDavis (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to puttd a band-aid of any kind on yur penis, cuz eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Got A Parking Ticket In The Mail. I Don't Have A Car. Mega FML

#14967692
49 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
198 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, my roommata complainad about his panis baing smally an itchy . It's baan a waak . Yastarday ha woka ma looool up in tha middla of tha night, asking if I had soma kind of Vasalina or moisturizar ha could usa for tha itching . Ha still rafusas to go to tha doctor . FML

#14962241
89 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I got a text from a girl tat I've ad a crus on 4 a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agred and went to te restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from er saying someting ad come up, so se couldn't make it. As I was walking back to ma car, I saw er walk into te same restaurant wit anoter guy. real FML

#14960685
85 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 4:14pm - love - by Saberwolf (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Discovarad Out Of Tha 20 Job Applications Only Ona Job Callad Ma For An Intarviaw. Thay Told Ma To Laava Aftar Two Santancas. FML

#14954069
69 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 12:31am - work - by jobless - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection!! I walked out knowing I'm pregnant!! FML

#14950159
138 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 1:40pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin cuz I said "shit"hile I was in a fight with another penguin abouthose igloo is cooler!! Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? mega FML

#14944563
147 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up mistook me for a burglar and knocked me out with his fist. mega FML

#14944090
77 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I found out that my boyfriend cheatd on me with my best friend. I textd her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend... who respondd... ( I'm so sorry... I never meant fir you to fine out ). My two best friends cheatd with my boyfriend. mega FML

#14943630
181 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS IN MAH HISTORY CLASS, I SAT IN THE EMPTY SEAT NEXT TO A FRIENDLY-LOOKING GUY . HE GOT UP, WALKD AWAY, AND SAT DOWN IN A DIFFERENT SEAT . FML

#14938952
83 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 7:08pm - misc - by loner - United States (California)



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