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Today, I Was Working As An Intern At A Day Care. One Of The Kids Touchd My Chest A Couple Of Times, An I Jokingly Told Him That He Shouldn't Touch Old An Ugly Women Like Me. So He Startd Groping The Little Girls Instead. When The Other Teachers Askd Himhy, He Said I Had Told Him To. Fat FML
yesterday after dealing with tons of drama an working a 14 hour shift I took a shower. When I stepped out a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid which fell into the tank an broke it. Now looool my leg hurts an the bathroom's flooded. mega FML
2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, my roommata complainad about his panis baing smally an itchy . It's baan a waak . Yastarday ha woka ma looool up in tha middla of tha night, asking if I had soma kind of Vasalina or moisturizar ha could usa for tha itching . Ha still rafusas to go to tha doctor . FML
Today, I got a text from a girl tat I've ad a crus on 4 a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agred and went to te restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from er saying someting ad come up, so se couldn't make it. As I was walking back to ma car, I saw er walk into te same restaurant wit anoter guy. real FML
Today I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up mistook me for a burglar and knocked me out with his fist. mega FML
Today... I found out that my boyfriend cheatd on me with my best friend. I textd her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend... who respondd... ( I'm so sorry... I never meant fir you to fine out ). My two best friends cheatd with my boyfriend. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015