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Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by 9gingerface66 - United States (Florida)
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out what its like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)
Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML
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Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 7:01am - health - by Girl-of-very-little-brain (woman) - Canada
Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by tishihish - United States
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 8:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 11:26am - love - by LinaLinaYeah (woman) - Canada
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