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cblock94
  • Town/Country : Charlotte , USA
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 May 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 32
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Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station that had regular gas for $3.38. I actually went looking for it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23353) - you deserved it (6009)

On 05/22/2013 at 10:51am - money - by maarkblack (man) - United States

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57672) - you deserved it (8159)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39131) - you deserved it (4470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/29/2013 at 3:25am - money - by Anonymous - France

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54550) - you deserved it (9167)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)



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