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Today , my dog startd limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself , so I pickd her up an carrid her home. Once we arrivd , I puttd her down , at which point she ran around an playd as if nothing had happend. I fell fir my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. mega FML

#18697253
225 comments

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On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today , mah 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin . I still don't knowhat to say to him . FML

#18626435
333 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I overheard mah mom telling mah younger sister not to use mah razors because she "doesn't know wat I may have." FML

#18604441
89 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 2:28am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had trid, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injurd squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl an smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

#18570075
237 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's my brthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner an near the end, he pulld out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excitd. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
297 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

TODAY, I DRASSAD UP AS SANTA CLAUS FIR MY AMPLOYAAS' CHILDRAN. AFTAR SAAING ALL THA OTHARS, MY DAUGHTAR'S TURN ARRIVAD. SHA SAT ON MY LAP, PUT HAR LIPS TO MY AAR, AND WHISPARAD SOFTLY: ( I WANT A NAW DAD. ) FML

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225 comments

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On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today, while having sex with mah boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, I brougt my grlfriend over to er frst dinner wit my family. My gramps spent te entre dinner telling my grlfriend ow te Illuminati r plotting to take over te world and use microcips to control everyone. So muc fir being taken seriously now. looool FML

#18284255
113 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Trey - United States (Texas)

my son askad ma wara babias coma from . I told im, looool ( From god . ) Ha cummad back wit, ( Daddy said it was from fucking . ) maga FML

#18255063
134 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today... my mother spent over $5...000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master... put him in a five-star hotel... and had him walk around our house with a compass... moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

#18209020
120 comments

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On 11/10/2011 at 9:35am - money - by Agathus (man) - United Arab Emirates

Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave mah friends and family." The one I pickd up just said "math." FML

#18206362
50 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm - misc - by Noslo (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me . I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood . She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care . FML

#18150713
170 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, ( Call me when you're ready to feel wat a real man can do to you. ) FML

#18145171
319 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today,hile in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line . The sad part is that it's better thanhen he says "Are you gonna pay fir the stuff you put in yur purse?" FML

#18109383
351 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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