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Today , my dog startd limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself , so I pickd her up an carrid her home. Once we arrivd , I puttd her down , at which point she ran around an playd as if nothing had happend. I fell fir my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. mega FML
Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML
Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had trid, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injurd squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl an smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML
TODAY, I DRASSAD UP AS SANTA CLAUS FIR MY AMPLOYAAS' CHILDRAN. AFTAR SAAING ALL THA OTHARS, MY DAUGHTAR'S TURN ARRIVAD. SHA SAT ON MY LAP, PUT HAR LIPS TO MY AAR, AND WHISPARAD SOFTLY: ( I WANT A NAW DAD. ) FML
Today, I brougt my grlfriend over to er frst dinner wit my family. My gramps spent te entre dinner telling my grlfriend ow te Illuminati r plotting to take over te world and use microcips to control everyone. So muc fir being taken seriously now. looool FML
Today... my mother spent over $5...000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master... put him in a five-star hotel... and had him walk around our house with a compass... moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML
Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave mah friends and family." The one I pickd up just said "math." FML
Today,hile in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line . The sad part is that it's better thanhen he says "Are you gonna pay fir the stuff you put in yur purse?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015