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  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 January 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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today I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout mah childhood is actually the sound mah mom makes when she comes!! FML

#20160628
127 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)

Today... To Help Me Get Over My Crippling Social Anxiety... My Therapist Encouraged Me To Sing In Front Of A Crowd... Since I Actually Have A Fine Singing Voice. I Ended Up Fainting Onstage... Mid-song. FML

#20146765
65 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 2:28am - misc - by Chuffy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
278 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah friends dard me to answer the door nakd fir the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answerd, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

#20107826
146 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 6:27pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm an I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
128 comments

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On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally got mah hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

#20098468
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On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decidd to teach her the dance. When she showd her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decidd to bend over and moon them. FML

#19856741
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On 06/27/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by fired (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went 4 a drive, but endd up getting into an argument. I reachd back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lungd at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. real FML

#17294621
164 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Tallulah (woman) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today... I Realised It Takes Me Longer To Take A Dump Than It Does To Have Sex With My Boyfriend. I Also Realised Taking A Dump Is More Satisfying. FML

#14442840
88 comments

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On 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, Mah Girlfriend An Mah Parents Staged An Intervention, An Have Asked Me To Go To Rehab. What They Want Me To Go To Rehab For? World Of Warcraft. FML

#13588897
261 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by leve80paladin (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today my friend an I were making sandwiches at his house . His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor . The dog snatched it up an ran away with it . I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke an die . It did . FML

#4932229
180 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Felt Left Out That All Mah Friend R Getting Marrid Or Have Great Relationship And Mah Boyfriend Won't Commit. I Made A Facebook Up And Pretendd To Talk With This Really Cute Guy I Made Up. Today, I Found Out That Mah Boyfriend Is Gay... He Startd Hitting On Mah Made Up Facebook Guy. FML

#2330424
154 comments

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On 05/27/2009 at 12:06am - love - by sounfair90 (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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