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by friedbutter / 10/28/2012 at 10:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by wdunn69733 / 10/11/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML
by AdamwithanA / 10/10/2012 at 11:36pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
by britchick95 / 10/10/2012 at 4:03pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by fionnathehuman / 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by fiftyno / 10/01/2012 at 11:02am / United States (Washington) / Love
by / 09/26/2012 at 10:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by bacon lovers worst nightmare / 09/26/2012 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML
by orgasmsareoverratedanyway / 09/25/2012 at 1:42pm / Norway (Nordland) / Intimacy
by disgusted / 09/24/2012 at 3:16pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by Alright. / 09/24/2012 at 4:15am / United States (Montana) / Love
by GMD / 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Health
Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML
by romainmain / 09/16/2012 at 6:50pm / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Animals
Today, I was happy to finally receive an email from my younger sister, whom I have not been able to talk to for months due to being in the military stationed overseas. The email was to tell me my mom is in jail. FML
by HeyArnold91 / 09/14/2012 at 1:57am / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Work
- Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the… Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back,… Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited,…