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  • It's in the can!

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • Mobility

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    99%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    94%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    78%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    9%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    18%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    91%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    25%
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Calilovesneb's favorite FMLs

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

By spiritbeast33 - / Wednesday 11 September 2013 06:17 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML

By CityBoysNow / Wednesday 11 September 2013 00:14 / United States - Lake Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 1 September 2013 16:34 / United States - Washington

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

By Slaanesh / Friday 12 December 2008 12:08 / France

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 2 September 2013 20:37 / United States - Mountain Home