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  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 May 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3882
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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TODAY, I WENT TO MAH FIRST MEETING AT THE UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S GROUP, EXCITD TO BECOME A MORE INVOLVD FEMINIST . THE FIRST ITEM ON THE MEETING'S AGENDA? THE UPCOMING BAKE SALE . FML

#19415450
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On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

today I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grade so I studid my butt off. During the test, a grl with huge breast sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscatd because they thought I was cheating. FML

#19414845
216 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I watchad cat walk to har littar box, look at it, than walk acros tha room to paa on a backpack. FML

#19411591
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22533) - you deserved it (3891)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after having been told that I looked horrible for the last five months, I decided to give myself a make-over. As soon as the make-up artist was done, I told her I didn't lyk it, and that I still didn't lyk how I look. She simply replied: ''Well, I'm a make-up artist, not a magician!'' FML

#19411148
114 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Taday I called my grlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
206 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.. . I confided to mah dad that mah girlfriend had dumped me fir another guy . He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is.. . he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay . His advice was: "just wank it off and move on" . FML

#19377820
94 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

today I got ma foot stuck in te car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tigter till ma foot was in te air, so I started panicking an eventually started crying. My boyfriend ad to pull over an save me from a seat belt. FML

#19368346
121 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)

Today, I paid top dollar fir an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice . When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting . She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML

#19352792
132 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 6:33pm - money - by Sharkie49 (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I was babysitting tis 12 year old. We were watcing a movie, an e was being an angel just laying wit is ead in ma lap. He fell asleep so I closed ma eyes an ad a little nap. Wen I woke up e ad taken ma srt off an was feeling up ma boobs. FML

#19343662
365 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

I was waiting fir a call from a job I had appliad for. Whan tha phona rang, I ran as fast I could up tha stars, falling and slamming shin on tha way. Tha call? It was a woman asking ma, "Hi, do u hava tima to laarn about our lord Jasus Christ?" FML

#19324398
23 comments

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On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in looool the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To mah horror, he pulled in behind me and asked wat I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
192 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

today instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakend by the sound of mah dog vomiting all over mah bd. FML

#19312851
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22527) - you deserved it (2471)

On 03/20/2012 at 7:57am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I found out wat it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites an claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

#19309925
134 comments

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On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I watched as mah step-dad put locks on mah window, cuz he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All mah mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML

#19301577
178 comments

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On 03/18/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Rapunzel (woman) - United States (Arizona)

2day I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss!! While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle an accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself!! mega FML

#19299897
199 comments

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On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)



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