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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 March 1990 (25 years)
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Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22773) - you deserved it (64851)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39203) - you deserved it (7149) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm - misc - by bouda - France (Centre)

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82455) - you deserved it (25894)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

#16168525
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39666) - you deserved it (13760)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32089) - you deserved it (5236)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)



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