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Taday my boyfriend an I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home coverd in pee. mega FML
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally askd me out. I excitedly said yes. I waitd a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl an say, "Where's your date?" I was askd to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Today , after having bought mah daughter a complete set of new school clothes , she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them , or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I trid to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I remindd him of his mother. FML
yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML
I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML
Today, whila I was taking drivar's tast, instructor racaivad a taxt massaga. Ha promptly had a panic attack and scraamad for ma to pull ovar. It turnad out his wifa wantad a divorca. Tha last 15 minutas of tast consistad of him sobbing to himsalf as I drova back to tha DMV. FML
Friday 27 March 2015