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Cabbagebrain's favorite FMLs

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

By Money-money-money - / Friday 14 December 2012 02:25 / France

Today, while my mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over my lap. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 13 December 2012 12:37 / United States - Costa Mesa

Today, it's been 13 months since I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML

By LearnGeographyUSA - / Wednesday 12 December 2012 06:45 / United States - Kirkland

Today, I dropped my handbag into a water-filled gutter. As I was hurriedly fishing out the contents of my bag, I looked up. There was my ex, with the girl he left me for walking past, timed exactly to coincide with me manically scooping up one of many rapidly absorbing tampons. FML

By shamefaced - / Friday 7 December 2012 03:11 / New Zealand - Wellington

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 November 2012 21:28 / United States - Colorado Springs