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burro012
  • Town/Country : Florida, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 August 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 1148
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About burro012 : I love to play Xbox, play soccer, and my passion is to be a famous actor. Message me because none of my real friend ever do :P

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Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

#21118358
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7996) - you deserved it (917)

On 04/20/2014 at 7:24pm - animals - by BetterThanChocolate (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went hiking with my family. A local had told us about the trail, saying the two mile walk would lead us to a seventy-foot waterfall. After seven miles of trekking in the sweltering sun with no food, we finally found the waterfall. It was barely ten feet tall. FML

#21117710
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25385) - you deserved it (4166)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:52am - misc - by why?? (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

#21117573
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28065) - you deserved it (1939)

On 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm - work - by notmine (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML

#21116703
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31264) - you deserved it (4773)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML

#21116600
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24286) - you deserved it (29096)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by say no to dick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML

#21116561
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28563) - you deserved it (2796)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

#21116530
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19405) - you deserved it (33364)

On 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm - kids - by cantprovenothing (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

#21116112
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17121) - you deserved it (42647)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML

#21116013
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30226) - you deserved it (9311)

On 04/18/2014 at 1:37am - misc - by Fatass - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML

#21115891
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33976) - you deserved it (12185)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after ten years, our sewing machine broke. My mom tried to return it back to the store she bought it from. FML

#21115731
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30424) - you deserved it (2686)

On 04/17/2014 at 7:24pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

#21115410
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29807) - you deserved it (8452)

On 04/17/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML

#21114249
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35751) - you deserved it (10874)

On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the only female who shows any sexual interest in me at all is my 70-year-old neighbor. FML

#21113897
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34235) - you deserved it (3414)

On 04/15/2014 at 5:55pm - love - by gerontofuck (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML

#21110643
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39606) - you deserved it (2608)

On 04/11/2014 at 9:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada



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