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burro012

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burro012

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3272
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About burro012 : I love to play Xbox, play soccer, and my passion is to be a famous actor. Message me because none of my real friend ever do :P

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burro012's favorite FMLs

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

#21281971
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24466) - you deserved it (7060)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

#21279207
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29746) - you deserved it (14748)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:56pm - misc - by karmaaa - United States (Iowa)

Today, my brother and I were talking about Ebola, when he says he would love to have the disease because of how famous it would make him. Plus, his college essays about him "fighting through the disease" would be "phenomenal". FML

#21278125
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33264) - you deserved it (2996)

On 10/15/2014 at 12:55am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

#21276883
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35279) - you deserved it (4022)

On 10/13/2014 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML

#21276832
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34912) - you deserved it (7009)

On 10/13/2014 at 10:15am - intimacy - by badplacerightnow (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML

#21272324
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46598) - you deserved it (3835)

On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

#21272079
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29341) - you deserved it (11485)

On 10/06/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by eh - Azerbaijan (Baki)

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML

#21270609
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35787) - you deserved it (2576)

On 10/04/2014 at 10:58am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

#21268378
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38541) - you deserved it (12689)

On 09/30/2014 at 2:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML

#21267969
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22567) - you deserved it (33240)

On 09/29/2014 at 10:13pm - misc - by KasSmoke - United States (Texas)

Today, the day before my wife and I leave for our 1 year anniversary trip, I realized my passport expires in 2014, not 2015. Instead of a week's stay at an all-inclusive resort in the Dominican Republic, we'll be spending three days in Louisville. Three angry days in Louisville. FML

#21266059
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30031) - you deserved it (18028)

On 09/26/2014 at 10:23pm - love - by dumass - United States (Ohio)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

#21265921
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37115) - you deserved it (3080)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML

#21265203
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (547) - you deserved it (3996)

On 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I can't go on watching season 8 of The Big Bang Theory, not because of the steady decline of the show's quality, but because I can't stand Penny's new haircut. FML

#21263705
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28846) - you deserved it (17146)

On 09/23/2014 at 8:48am - misc - by shelookslikemiley - Australia



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