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buckdharma

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  • Town/Country : Assinippi, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3505
  • Number of comments : 1864
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About buckdharma : Oh it's you. Trying to amuse yourself or just here to snoop? I think you're here to snoop. You big snooper, coming here all snoopity. Your name should be Snoop Dogg. Yeah, I said it. It means your mums a bitch. Bow wow. Only she says ruff ruff cause she's a tough bitch. You think you're better than everyone on here don't ya? I seen how fast you give thumbs down. Or you agree their life sucks waaay too much. How bout when you tell them they deserve it. You're so clever. Go away now, the show is over. Why don't you go count all your friends on Facebook or whatever it is you do? Maybe you should call your mum. Just say come here girl.

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buckdharma's favorite FMLs

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

#21284616
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32908) - you deserved it (2413)

On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise when they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML

#21284412
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41703) - you deserved it (3284)

On 10/24/2014 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

#21284275
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36209) - you deserved it (10565)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML

#21282761
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31932) - you deserved it (3781)

On 10/21/2014 at 10:11pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got drug tested for the second time this week. It's Tuesday. FML

Today, I came out as bisexual to my friends via group message. They didn't respond; I had a panic attack. An hour later, one of my friends texted back, "k". FML

Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML

#21267077
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32126) - you deserved it (3550)

On 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm - health - by jazzie7719 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

#21261625
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32397) - you deserved it (4862)

On 09/20/2014 at 2:54am - misc - by pasquale - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML

#21258099
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41144) - you deserved it (6406)

On 09/14/2014 at 2:47pm - misc - by HiImAlfredo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML

#21258033
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31656) - you deserved it (18218)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I found my son trying to comb his hair with scissors. He's the same kid who thought that if he ate toothpaste, he would never have to brush his teeth again. FML

Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

#21257305
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36743) - you deserved it (3200)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

#20937985
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45815) - you deserved it (12427)

On 10/29/2013 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous - Zimbabwe

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

#20937985
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45815) - you deserved it (12427)

On 10/29/2013 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous - Zimbabwe

Today, my daughter believed that watching the Big Bang Theory would count as studying for her chemistry final. FML

#20733887
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43167) - you deserved it (6640)

On 06/18/2013 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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