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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3557) - you deserved it (400)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out a second story window is a very bad idea. FML

#19069104 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (647) - you deserved it (5540)

On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

#19067640 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (4440) - you deserved it (523)

On 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by chlolivia (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (4751) - you deserved it (933)

On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

#19058382 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (1653) - you deserved it (5122)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck teh poleese (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML

#19054787 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (5675) - you deserved it (2433)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:43am - money - by IHateBeingAStudent (woman) -

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808 (272)

I agree, your life sucks (6755) - you deserved it (1301)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

#19053682 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (6298) - you deserved it (439)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:02am - work - by That_guy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (7078) - you deserved it (574)

On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

#19048946 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (6430) - you deserved it (858)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by soupisyummy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to call AAA for the fifth time in two months. When the driver got out, I instantly recognized him. It was the same guy who helped me out all the previous occasions. When he saw me, he snorted and doubled over laughing. FML

#19048671 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (4566) - you deserved it (1245)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:35pm - misc - by big steve (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

#19045980 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (4745) - you deserved it (1619)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:03am - money - by jam - Australia

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML

#19045856 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (2388) - you deserved it (9203)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:36am - love - by sarah (woman) - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML

#19045802 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (6641) - you deserved it (665)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

#19045630 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (4708) - you deserved it (860)

On 02/11/2012 at 12:57am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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