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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 October 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31555) - you deserved it (2370)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

#17751252
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27767) - you deserved it (2002)

On 09/15/2011 at 1:56pm - work - by Hreyes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML

#17739609
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24231) - you deserved it (3288)

On 09/13/2011 at 9:30pm - misc - by ManinBlack (man) - Canada

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

#17690152
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29288) - you deserved it (14693)

On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I checked the camera I set up to find out who has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter or my son. Turns out they all are. FML

#17672828
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32556) - you deserved it (2962)

On 09/05/2011 at 5:37pm - health - by oxymorons - United States (Arizona)

Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML

#17672212
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32676) - you deserved it (3313)

On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

#16201073
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34338) - you deserved it (8841)

On 05/16/2011 at 2:26am - misc - by bugnose (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22771) - you deserved it (64850)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML

#16199219
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11153) - you deserved it (30661)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Andre -

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53632) - you deserved it (8442)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

#15846054
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50306) - you deserved it (6039)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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