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by Abrams52 / 05/28/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by ohfuckwaffles / 01/29/2013 at 12:28am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by ugh / 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by psd60 / 12/06/2012 at 2:18am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by AllegroRubato / 12/04/2012 at 3:09pm / Chile (Region Metropolitana) / Intimacy
Today, my elbow was having cramps and movement issues as a result of an old set of surgical pins and wires that are being rejected by my body. One painful twitch caused my arm to lock out straight, unintentionally slapping my hand into my co-worker's crotch. Our waiting customers giggled. FML
by SApprentice / 12/04/2012 at 2:10am / United States (Virginia) / Health
by TheMichaelNixon / 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/25/2009 at 2:28pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by awilson / 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML
by ritz / 09/10/2009 at 10:15am / United States (Florida) / Transportation
Today, I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly, he turned to me and said very loudly, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS!" I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds for a hearing aid. FML
by Missy / 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/09/2009 at 12:22am / United States / Kids
by Ballshurt / 09/07/2009 at 12:57am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my 5th birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML
by Ex-girlfried / 09/06/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by HeShe / 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to…