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brianjman14
  • Town/Country : near NYC, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 7414
  • Number of comments : 1507
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About brianjman14 : I'm Brian, if it wasn't obvious to you.
About me: My username comes from my YouTube account, which I made when I was 14, hence the number. I now use this name or a the same name but with different numbers now for a lot of things because it's easy for me to remember. Well, I'm gay. I'm a gamer (PS3 user), so message me if you want to add me. Usually play CoD, Heavy Rain, and Skyrim. Music is a big part of my life. I play guitar. I like a lot of different kinds of music, but my favorite is be metal. Heavy metal, death metal, melodic death metal, folk metal, black metal, power metal, and a little bit of metalcore are my favorite kinds. I'm going to study Music Technology in college. That's pretty much it!

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Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

#225937
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14179) - you deserved it (60759)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:49pm - kids - by wetbutt (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

#194892
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6256) - you deserved it (73476)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by noway6000 - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#172507
466 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97911) - you deserved it (244837)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while leaving school to skip fourth period, I hit someone's car in the parking lot. It was the teacher's whose class I was going to skip. FML

#88598
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8515) - you deserved it (48174)

On 02/20/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by Ava777 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
496 comments

I agree, your life sucks (218431) - you deserved it (77984)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
496 comments

I agree, your life sucks (218431) - you deserved it (77984)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8055) - you deserved it (110869)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

#7876
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14327) - you deserved it (28889)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:44am - health - by Harejordan (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML

#5890
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3962) - you deserved it (49783)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

#2336
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6327) - you deserved it (37603)

On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

#922
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4295) - you deserved it (34158)

On 01/10/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by karl - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32492) - you deserved it (5605)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version



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