About Brianjman14
Name is Brian. I'm not 14, just an easy-to-remember online name for me.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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Brianjman14's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

By iLynz / Tuesday 23 April 2013 06:34 / United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

By lonely girl / Monday 11 March 2013 04:17 / United States

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

By RedWaters / Wednesday 6 March 2013 20:20 / United States

Today, I stayed in a hotel near the college I was applying for a scholarship. We were eating breakfast and there were some other applicants in the breakfast room. As we walked away, my mother yelled, "My daughter's gonna get this scholarship so there's no reason for you muddafuckas to show up." FML

By Anonymous / Monday 18 February 2013 14:01 / United States - Shelby

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

By PokeWife - / Wednesday 6 February 2013 13:38 / United States - Omaha