About brianjman14 : I'm Brian, if it wasn't obvious to you.
About me: My username comes from my YouTube account, which I made when I was 14, hence the number. I now use this name or a the same name but with different numbers now for a lot of things because it's easy for me to remember. Well, I'm gay. I'm a gamer (PS3 user), so message me if you want to add me. Usually play CoD, Heavy Rain, and Skyrim. Music is a big part of my life. I play guitar. I like a lot of different kinds of music, but my favorite is be metal. Heavy metal, death metal, melodic death metal, folk metal, black metal, power metal, and a little bit of metalcore are my favorite kinds. I'm going to study Music Technology in college. That's pretty much it!
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Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of 4 months obsessing over that shithead. FML
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Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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On 03/27/2011 at 4:37am - intimacy - by Angel1000168 - Australia
Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
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TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by gayboii (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 8:53am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
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