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About brianjman14 : I'm Brian, if it wasn't obvious to you.
About me: My username comes from my YouTube account, which I made when I was 14, hence the number. I now use this name or a the same name but with different numbers now for a lot of things because it's easy for me to remember. Well, I'm gay. I'm a gamer (PS3 user), so message me if you want to add me. Usually play CoD, Heavy Rain, and Skyrim. Music is a big part of my life. I play guitar. I like a lot of different kinds of music, but my favorite is be metal. Heavy metal, death metal, melodic death metal, folk metal, black metal, power metal, and a little bit of metalcore are my favorite kinds. I'm going to study Music Technology in college. That's pretty much it!
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Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Friday 18 April 2014