About brianjman14 : Name is Brian. I'm not 14, just an easy-to-remember online name for me.
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brianjman14's favorite FMLs
Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML
by OutOfTheCloset / 06/02/2012 at 2:50am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
by Jacquelinez / 05/20/2012 at 2:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
by quirrus / 05/07/2012 at 5:42am / United States / Intimacy
by prego / 04/13/2012 at 10:15am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 2:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by DBZ / 02/20/2012 at 10:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
by Alyssa / 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 10:01am / United States / Intimacy
by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Love
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Imgonnahaveabf / 01/05/2012 at 7:06am / United States / Animals
Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
by dealingdave / 12/19/2011 at 7:24am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…