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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 March 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About bri5083 : I'm Bri(:
& I'm not gonna lie
I'm pretty amazing;D
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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML


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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML


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On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML


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